February 2012
96 posts
6 tags
I've just seen a map of the United States.
chocoxnekochan:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
“I know it’s a good story if it makes me homesick for a place I’ve never been.”
– stephen parolini, @noveldoctor (via frequencyofwords)
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
Stfu, Pro-Life!: apologeticsnstuff: stfuprolife:... →
the-maddest-scientist:
seriiously:
apologeticsnstuff:
stfuprolife:
1. It’s not a matter of semantics. It’s a matter of being medically accurate, factual and logical. We do not call them human beings because it hasn’t been proven either way. We do not call them the unborn or babies or children. They are called embryos or…
Oh Apologetic, how adorable. You think the law gets to decide what...
4 tags
Florida: 40 DEGREES IS FREEZING IM GOING TO DIE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR PAIN.
Every Other State:
Florida:
Every Other State:
Florida:
Every Other State: die.
Arizona: OMG ITS 65 BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Florida: WE ARE BROS NOW
Arizona: HUDDLE FOR WARMTH
Other States: fuck you
Montana: HOLY CRAP 40 DEGREES IT'S SO WARM, BREAK OUT THE SHORTS
California: HOLY SHIT IT'S 70 DEGREES... Wait... IT'S ALWAYS 70 DEGREES. WHAT MONTH IS IT.
Virginia: HOLY SHIT 40 DEGREES-- no, 80 degrees-- wait, 20 degrees.
Pennsylvania: HOLY FUCK, 40 DEGREES. THE SNOW, SHE MELTS! -temperature drops 20 degrees in an hour and snows- THE FUCK. :I
New York: AAAAAHHHH 45 DEGREEES AND THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY SNOW HELP I'M MELTING NOOoo-
Georgia: It's everything all at once all the time forever.
North Carolina: LOL it's 19 degrees outside, we still ain't gettin' snow. Son of a bitch.
Texas: WHAT THE FUCK, YESTERDAY IT WAS 30 DEGREES AND TODAY IT'S 80. SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP
St. Louis Area of Missouri: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS YEAR?!?!
Oregon: OMG THERE'S A SNOWFLAKE IT'S NOT RAIN IT. IS. A SNOWFLAKE.
Colorado: lolololololol you all are so stu- OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK IT'S SO HUMID
West Virginia: HOLY FUCK IT'S 20 DEGREES--oh, no, wait, it's 70--HOLY FUCK IT'S 20 WHAT IS GOING ON IS THAT SNOW? YES IT'S SNOW WAIT IT'S 50 DEGREES AND THAT'S RAIN AND HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING AGAIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW
Oklahoma: lol, tornados
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
